FIC: Hazardous Missions 101 [SAKURA genfic series] ch. 1

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Title: Hazardous Missions 101 [chapter one]
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Genfic
Rating: Teen+
Summary: “I’m going to hell.” “Now, Sakura, becoming a teacher won’t get you in hell.” SAKURA. CHILDREN. On teaching, slices of life, children, learning, bitch-fights, useless missions, more children, clones, campfires, girl troubles, even more children, and lots of ninjas.
Spoilers: None.
Dedications: To Rose, Jen and Sorah. They all know who they are, and why they’re so utterly important to me. Thanks for the boost. If this doesn’t work, IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT.
A/N: Ee! Three people read it? Good enough for me. (You know, in Bleach fandom I want moar reviews, but I’m a newbie here, so that’s totally expected. Even so, PLEASE REVIEW ME, YOU PEOPLE! OR MONKEYS WILL BEFEL UPON YOU LIKE HUNGRY PACKS OF WOLVES! I need to work my metaphors a bit.)
ANYWAY! Chapter the first, and here we have…THE TEAM! You’ll notice someone’s familiar there, at least by their family name. You’ll also notice that Sakura interacts with pretty much everyone, so don’t expect that just because they’re having lunch together, this will become a shippy-skippy ShikaSaku. I meant it when I said genfic. No ships—at least not involving Sakura. Either way, I have LOADS planned for Team Sakura. One chapter probably about how corny that sounds. XD But Haruno Teamu sounds worse. I need to stop divulging secrets and just write the next chapter! Carry on!


( And she doesn’t seem very…I don’t know. | A clone of you? )

FIC: Breaking The Patterns [Miranda/Rabi]

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Title: Breaking The Patterns
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:D.Gray-Man
Ship: Miranda/Rabi
Rating: Teen+
Summary: Bookmen can’t love. But they probably will. MIRANDA. RABI. On impossibilities becoming possible.
Spoilers: None too tangible.
A/N:The lyrics at the beginning are from Katie Mellua’s song ‘Piece By Piece’. Because I always thought that was a bit of a Miranda-ish song.
As for the story, it’s meant to be more poetic than anything. Let’s just hope you people like it. The POVs change alternating like so: R, M, R, M, R. Just in case you get lost along the way.

( This is wrong. | This feels so right. )

FIC: Hazardous Missions 101 [SAKURA genfic series] ch. 2

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Title: Hazardous Missions 101 [chapter two]
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Genfic
Rating: Teen+
Summary: “I’m going to hell.” “Now, Sakura, becoming a teacher won’t get you in hell.” SAKURA. CHILDREN. On teaching, slices of life, children, learning, bitch-fights, useless missions, more children, clones, campfires, girl troubles, even more children, and lots of ninjas.
Spoilers: None.
Dedications: To Rose, Jen and Sorah. They all know who they are, and why they’re so utterly important to me. Thanks for the boost. If this doesn’t work, IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT.
A/N: THANK YOU ALL for the support. I loved every line and word of it. Therefore, here we go, another chapter. A few notes: I didn’t want to copy Kakashi’s first task, and neither did Sakura, so she created one herself. It may sound less entertaining and special, but climbing to the top of a tree with no help other than your body and mind, no chakra and the rest, can be a tricky thing for a child. And since there is no OMG!GENIUS-NINJA in her team, the task, I think, is appropriate. Also, if you couldn’t tell by now, I like Sakura and Kakashi interactions. They tickle me pink. Really they do. It’s not my KakaSaku streak pushing through—I meant it when I said genfic—but rather my love for how they seem to work. Plus, Kakashi’s laconic advice always is a plus. Right?
Onwards, then!

( The danger. Where is it? Please tell me there’s a good reason to be dragged out of bed this early. I have to teach mouldable minds in two hours )