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Title: In Which There Is Food And Screaming
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:BLEACH
Ship: Ulquiorra/Orihime/Ishida (somewhat)
Summary: Guard duty is painful. And very loud. ORIHIME. URYUU. ULQUIORRA. On the powers of nutrition.
Spoilers: Everything manga, so up to 238.
Dedications: To quaedam, who told me she’d have my babies if I wrote her this. ::adds another uterus to her list of bribery-presents:: Perfect.
A/N: OOC. But hey, who wouldn’t be OOC after being kidnapped by their enemy? Not really dark, and not particularly serious.

( Hunger is the best sauce. Probably. )

Title: Chicken Soup For The Shinigami Soul
Chapter Title: {Hitsugaya Wins The Day (And Is Very Modest About It, Too!)}
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:BLEACH
Ship: Hitsugaya/Orihime friendship
Challenge: The Make Seren Feel Better With A Drabble Challenge! [unique]
Prompt: curls
General Summary: Inoue Orihime is widely regarded as a dangerous cook. However, there is one thing no-one can deny. She always makes the best chicken soup. On the importance of being well fed, listened to, and on having a shoulder to cry on.
Chapter Summary: Hitsugaya thinks Orihime’s cute when she smiles; only he doesn’t really. TOUSHIROU. ORIHIME. On happy smiles, trust, secretly curly hair, and sibling-relationships that should have been.
Spoilers: Soul Society arc, Bounto-arc, too.
Dedications: To ran_huo, who knows when to prod me to write, and who dug my whole for this fandom, making it so deep that now I can’t get out. Not sure I want to get out. Seren, every time you feel bad (and even when you don’t), expect a drabble here.
A/N: This will be a collection of drabbles, with different ships, or no ships at all. The chapters are not related to each other. At all. And Orihime might, or might not appear in each of them. But then again, she might. You might find that many of them are AU. Live to deal with that.
A/N the 2nd: Okay, this fic is just plain weird. The pair that star it, at least, are plain weird. Because, because, because…it’s Hitsugaya--ice popsicle, and Orihime--all-around happy flower-girl. Mind you: IT’S NOT ROMANCE, dammit! Actually, so far, only {Thos Who Wait}, the Renji/Hime fic has been romance. These are friendship fics, or just Orihime being sweet to people who have diabetes (Toushiro). Anyway, again: Crack. Cracky crack with a dash of Hitsugaya speaking to the reader, which is even more funny. I hope. I like to think that it’s not entirely OOC, because we never really know how Hitsugaya thinks. I liked how this turned out, though. Amusing, in a way. You judge that, eh?

( It's like a raging albino. Only it isn't. )