arm yourself for war and love

title: spider's tango
fandom: bleach
prompt: Gin/Tatsuki, "I won't let you into my nightmares."
prompter: yuujisou
summary: Tatsuki-chan's struggle against her downfall. Seen from Gin's point of view. Fun~
A/N: set in polychromatic!verse, but...you don't have to know it all to get it.

( poor girl never learns )

Title: The Twisted Tales Of Two Strangers: 2.5
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Bleach
Ship: Orihime x Ulquiorra
Rating: Teen
Summary: She’s the brightest light in Hueco Mundo. He’d rather be blind to her the rest of his life. ORIHIME. ULQUIORRA. A tale of love, and the unlucky bastards that try to ignore it.
Spoilers: Up to where Orihime gets kidnapped. Afterwards, consider it AU.
Dedications: To angelshadows, my Orihime’s one and only Ulquiorra. Kun.
A/N: OH, SHE UPDATES, FINALLY! And so, we reach the end of second arc, before I take my month-long hiatus from fiction. I’ll need this, especially considering how fast-paced the third arc will be. So, about this chapter. You have Orihime’s curiosity, and cameos from many Espadas. I know it’s short in terms of word count, but it was planned this way. A realization not with actions, but with words. I’m afraid you’ll find a lot of variety in the writing styles I’ll use in this story, because that’s just how I am, and because they do fit. Occasionally. Enjoy.

( Do Arrankar feel? )

Title: The Twisted Tales Of Two Strangers: 2.2
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Bleach
Ship: Orihime x Ulquiorra
Rating: Teen
Summary: She’s the brightest light in Hueco Mundo. He’d rather be blind to her the rest of his life. ORIHIME. ULQUIORRA. A tale of love, and the unlucky bastards that try to ignore it.
Spoilers: Up to where Orihime gets kidnapped. Afterwards, consider it AU. This chapter holds hidden spoilers to 277. BEWARE!
Dedications: To angelshadows, my Orihime’s one and only Ulquiorra. Kun.
A/N: Writing this chapter has fried my brain for two reasons. First, the first part was fun to write, because I do so love mixing dark themes with Orihime’s kooky mind. And second, after writing the last part…I’m in need of new underwear. (I shouldn’t admit this over the internet.)
Also known as the chapter where Orihime gets new CLOTHES! Arrankar clothes, btw. That pretty, white, princess-y dress-coat Aizen probably designed in his genius time. Oh, if anyone wonders where Aizen is, don’t worry! They’ll all come into play. Trust me. For now, this is all about the love-doves.

( Some days, she looks at him and wonders how much it would take to get his face to crumble under some other type of expression. )

Title: The Twisted Tales Of Two Strangers: 1.5
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Bleach
Ship: Orihime x Ulquiorra
Rating: Teen
Summary: She’s the brightest light in Hueco Mundo. He’d rather be blind to her the rest of his life. ORIHIME. ULQUIORRA. A tale of love, and the unlucky bastards that try to ignore it.
Spoilers: Up to where Orihime gets kidnapped. Afterwards, consider it AU.
Dedications: To angelshadows, my Orihime’s one and only Ulquiorra. Kun.
A/N: Thusly ends Arc 1 of this story. Yes, you heard me well. So, Ulquiorra’s not as adverse to friendship as I expected he would be. Might be because he wants to secretly fondle her boobies. Mmm, boobies. Anyway, yes. Is this rushed? Maybe. Do I care? No. Actually, I don’t think it’s rushed. Arc 2 will be more rushed and more in stills, with no determinate timeline. You’ll see.
Things to comment on: does Noitorra get punished? Fufufu, well. As soon as Ulquiorra’s possessive streak kicks in, yes. A lot, too. ^____^ Love him. Love him while you still can. Why is Aizen not in this as much? He’s irrelevant in this arc. This arc was about Orihime’s adaptation to Hueco Mundo, seen through the eyes of Ulquiorra. But Aizen will probably exist more, futurely. Along with Kaienkar and many more. Yes, Arrankar party is GO!
As for, if anyone is interested, my writing style: it’s weird. It’s a potpourri of Poe, Nabokov(Ulquiorra=Lolita??!), and dry humour, with serious inspiration from one fanfic author by the name of Sandra E(famous in InuYasha fandom, I think), and then some weird metaphors that I so love to use. But those are the inspirations and similitude. I like to think the writing style is all me. (If I ever manage to create a writing style that is all mine, I’ll die happy.) I invite you all to pick at it and try to find similarities with others. Go ahead. (Note: my author notes have to be shorter. No-one reads them anyway.)

( But they're not afraid of you. )

Title: The Twisted Tales Of Two Strangers: 1.3.
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Bleach
Ship: Orihime x Ulquiorra
Rating: Teen
Summary: She’s the brightest light in Hueco Mundo. He’d rather be blind to her the rest of his life. ORIHIME. ULQUIORRA. A tale of love, and the unlucky bastards that try to ignore it.
Spoilers: Up to where Orihime gets kidnapped. Afterwards, consider it AU.
Dedications: To angelshadows, my Orihime’s one and only Ulquiorra. Kun.
A/N: Everyone is allowed to ask me where the HELL this chapter came from. But I can’t guarantee an answer. I have the outline of this fic settled in my mind, but sometimes, Plot and Muse get together for tea, and they shove these little bits at me. Really. I have nothing to say, except that Ulquiorra’s snark is still there, but things are getting a bit more…serious.
Excluding this chapter, which isn’t that serious. I think.
But really, I guess all my chapters have a bit of humour in them. Right? I can’t figure out why, right now…Maybe a bit OOC, but not really. And before any of you make the assumption that he is IN LURVE with her already, I have FOUR words for you: YOU’RE ALL WRONG. SUCKERS! =P (Now, can someone please convince Ulquiorra not to kill me in my sleep? Please?)

( Do you ever smile? )

Title: The Twisted Tales Of Two Strangers: 1.1.
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Bleach
Ship: Orihime x Ulquiorra
Rating: Teen (for now)
Summary: She’s the brightest light in Hueco Mundo. He’d rather be blind to her the rest of his life. ORIHIME. ULQUIORRA. A tale of love, and the unlucky bastards that try to ignore it.
Spoilers: Up to where Orihime gets kidnapped. Afterwards, consider it AU.
Dedications: To angelshadows, my Orihime’s one and only Ulquiorra. Kun.
A/N: Yes. I’m insane. A month away from the worst examination of my life, I start writing an epic fic. With these two, no less. Watch Cella throw herself over the edge of a cliff, screaming yip-yip-whee as she goes.
Anyway. This will be written in arcs—oooohhh, arcs!—with the first arc: when in Rome. I’m sure you all know where that comes from. Another thing you should know: the story is set before the Shinigami Shonen Retards Squad comes to the rescue, which makes it a slight AU. Don’t worry, it’s not like I’ll leave Orihime in Hueco Mundo for forever.
Err…right. Anyway! I’ll probably post this on ff.net too, for format’s sake. Or…because I’m a huge review-whore. Got the hint? Anyone? On with it!


( Courtesy is lost on those that don't deserve it. )

Credit to: stereotype_vamp
NO HOTLINKING!
Please comment in you use them. Because feedback is ♥
[2]Hitsugaya(/Matsumoto)
[2]Ichigo
[1]Renji
[1]Luppi
[17]Orihime
[1]Ishida
[2]Nell
[2]Rukia
[1]Gin
[1]Luppi
[3]Yachiru
[2]Soi Fon
[6]Ulquiorra
[5]Grimmjaw
[46]Total

Teasers:

a. b. c.

( We are all insane here! )

Title: Phone-calls Between Strangers
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: BLEACH
Ship/Characters: hints at IshiHimeTatsu love triangle/threesome
Disclaimer: All is of Kubo Tite. Duh.
Dedication: To Vor and Manda-sensei, for being the best muns ever. Of course. And to Vor, because he asked.
Summary: His father forbade him from speaking with the Shinigami and their friends. But there is one who he can speak with. The one left behind. ISHIDA. TATSUKI. On loving when you shouldn’t and shutting up when you should shout.

( Hello? Hello? )

Credit to: stereotype_vamp
NO HOTLINKING!
Please comment in you use them. Because feedback is ♥
[3]Hitsugaya(/Matsumoto)
[3]Ichigo/H!chigo
[1]H!chigo
[1]Renji/Orihime
[2]Luppi
[1]Orihime
[2]BOOBIEKAR!
[4]Ishida
[1]Ichigo
[1]Ryuuken/Isshin
[1]Il Forte
[1]Ichigo/Ishida
[3]Ikkaku(with others)
[27]Total

Teasers:

a. b. c.

( What do you mean, I use sarcasm as a self-defense mechanism? )