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Title: Take It From History
Author: Cella [

shortitude]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: none
Rating: Teen+
Summary: It was a decidedly political manoeuvre that started the First Women‘s Revolt in Konoha. A very stupid one. The historians of Konoha speak. How Konoha dealt with it’s first porn-site.
Spoilers: Everything
A/N: So this was a plot bunny that came to me one night at 4am. I should warn that it’s completely meant to entertain and amuse. Therefore: CRACK!FIC alert! Also, trying a new writing style, too. A bit unbetad.

( how to bring down a country from within: porn )

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Title: Dignity Is For Idiots
Author: Cella [

stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Characters: The Wonderful Sand Siblings
Summary: Death would be too pleasant for Kankuro. GAARA. TEMARI. KANKURO. Morale of the day: never make a bet with a guy who paints his face.
Spoilers: Current Arc, but vaguely AU. Really just crackfic. Honest.
Dedications: To

sharingank, because dude, she invented Chipmunk!Gaara! And because her Sandsibs fics are love.
A/N: This was inspired by this drawing. The woman who drew it was pure genius, and of course, the woman who pimped it has been terrorizing me with brilliant Sand-sibs fics. I couldn’t resist. Not meant to be serious.

( Costume parties are bound to turn bloody when Gaara is around. )