arm yourself for war and love

Title: Tourniquet
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Sakura/Deidara (seriously cockblocked by the rest of the Akatsuki)
Rating: Teen+
Summary: ”SEMPAI, DON’T CHEAT!!”. SAKURA. DEIDARA. And twisting.
Spoilers: Spoilers to everything up to 374, though they’re all very very vague.
A/N: greenlemonapple, is the culprit of this. She placed crack ideas into my head about my obsession with Sakura, Akatsuki members and mind games—instantly, we’d started to figure out what game she’d play with each member. So expect this to be a collection of one-shots, either tied together (I rather like them being tied together and forming a multi-chapter), or independent. And expect crack. Bickering. A lot of people who were dead suddenly turning up to be alive. Discrepancy in timeline an plot. In fact, just call it a freaking AU if it comes to timeline, and spare yourselves the headache. Meant to be taken as fun-time-crack-joy. This part was supposed to have been only Deidara, but everyone else wanted in.

( Obviously, Konan was the evilest of them all. )