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Title: In Which There Is Food And Screaming
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:BLEACH
Ship: Ulquiorra/Orihime/Ishida (somewhat)
Summary: Guard duty is painful. And very loud. ORIHIME. URYUU. ULQUIORRA. On the powers of nutrition.
Spoilers: Everything manga, so up to 238.
Dedications: To quaedam, who told me she’d have my babies if I wrote her this. ::adds another uterus to her list of bribery-presents:: Perfect.
A/N: OOC. But hey, who wouldn’t be OOC after being kidnapped by their enemy? Not really dark, and not particularly serious.

( Hunger is the best sauce. Probably. )