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Title: Sainen
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Sakura/Pein/Yamato (only vague hints)
Rating: Mature
Summary: The world as she remembered was not like this. Trapped in a decayed village, Sakura remembers the Konoha from before, and struggles to survive. On the road with her is one former lab-experiment, and one former mass-murderer. SAKURA. PEIN. YAMATO. This is not a love story.
Spoilers: Spoilers to everything up to 371.
A/N: korinacaffeine requested this crack threesome after she’d written an awesome, gorgeous SaiSaku for me. I honestly didn’t think I could write this. Surprisingly, it had started off as crack, but developed into a complex story about struggle, oppression, politics, war and hope. The characters might make it a bit cracked up (I mean, come one, PeinSakuYama??), but I hope I’ve dealt with it sufficiently well for it to be taken seriously. If not, I’m throwing pillows at you all.

( Are you trying to use the idea of fluffy pillows to recruit me? Because that's bad strategy. )

Title: Cruelest Gods
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Sakura/Pein
Rating: Teen
Summary: Cupid is the cruellest of them all. He shoots them with his arrow, and makes them fall in love with whom he chooses. He kills them, because he takes away their liberty of choice. Their free will. SAKURA. PEIN. There’s not much to do when you’re kidnapped.
Spoilers: Know who the Akatsuki are. All of them. Also, set in a future time.
A/N: THIS IS ALL korinacaffeine’s fault, she made me do it. With bribery. You know how I get. Korina, you now owe me a fic. And if you people don’t like this, know that I pulled it completely out of my ass. Half of the time I don’t know where I’m going with these fics. CRACK. With appropriate use and abuse of drama. So there.

( I should kill you. )

Title: Drag You Down With Me
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Sakura/Kakashi
Rating: HIGHLY MATURE
Summary: Sometimes, she had the impression that he teased her all for his own entertainment, the sadist. SAKURA. KAKASHI. On abuse of power, sexual harassment, and chauvinism. Only not really.
Spoilers: Naruto is a Ninja. OMG.
Warnings: Sex, bondage, blonds that should die, and a lot of paperweights thrown about.
A/N: I have never enjoyed writing smut as much as I have today. 13 pages of Word, you bitches. If this doesn’t make you happy, I don’t know what will! Written in response to the KakaSaku FC challenge of: write the smuttiest fic of Sakura/Hokage!Kakashi. And also very inspired by cynchick’s a-fuckin’-mazing drawing. Yeah, that drawing caused this fic, so everyone should go thank her! I’d also want to say that Sakura is of age in this fic. It’s even mentioned that she’s 20 years old, so don’t complain to me, LJ. Now, ENJOY! (Unbeta-ed.)

( Do you realise that I just left four people on the operation table with the Hyuuga girls and ran here because I thought you were injured? )

Title: Imminence [2/2]
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Sakura/Kakashi
Rating: Teen+
Summary: That’s the trouble with unrequited love. You never expect it to run both ways. SAKURA. KAKASHI. On why beating around the bushes just doesn’t work.
Spoilers: None.
A/N: No porn. I’m sorry, people. I’ll make it up to you—eventually—with a future fic that will have porn. I tried, but it just didn’t fit in. It wasn’t that type of fic—or so my muse insists. So please enjoy the grande finale, as it is.

( Should I try to convince you? )

Title: Hazardous Missions 101 [chapter eight]
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Genfic
Rating: Teen+
Summary: “I’m going to hell.” “Now, Sakura, becoming a teacher won’t get you in hell.” SAKURA. CHILDREN. On teaching, slices of life, children, learning, bitch-fights, useless missions, more children, clones, campfires, girl troubles, even more children, and lots of ninjas.
Spoilers: None.
Dedications: To Rose, Jen and Sorah. They all know who they are, and why they’re so utterly important to me. Thanks for the boost. If this doesn’t work, IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT.
A/N: ARGH! Stupid friggin’ college applications ruined my muse. I’m sorry, guys. This was going to be a complex chapter to write, either way, so that’s why it took so long. I apologize for the wait, and give you an explanation that is necessary when you read this. The italic parts are regressive, meaning they go backwards in time, recounting what happens to Sakura’s team, they start in the ‘present’ and go to the ‘past’. The normal parts are progressive, meaning they go from when Sakura left, to when she returned, recounting what happened to the kids. It’s confusing, but hopefully it’ll make sense. Why did I use this stupid style? Because…it adds drama. And fast pacing. Anyway, enjoy.

( Wonder what's taking them so long. )

Title: Paint Against Skin [20 Truths]
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Sakura/Sai
Rating: Teen+ (for reference)
Summary: It’s not about the thrill of getting caught what moves them, but the creativity. SAKURA. SAI. 20 truths the world never knew about Sakura and Sai. And some that were speculated.
Spoilers: None. Just speculations.
Dedications: To JEN because, dammit girl, you shoved me into loving this ship. Your fault. And I’ll dedicate you fics if I so damn well please. NYAH!
A/N: Written for 20_truths. The claim hasn’t been verified yet, but I really, really wanted to post this up, so let’s just say until then, it’s inspired by the 20_truths community challenge.
About the fic itself: if it doesn’t make much sense, that’s okay. Mostly, SaiSaku makes no sense, but we love it anyway, just because it fits, and clicks into place. At least in our delusional minds. I’ve tried to delay as much as possible the real ‘romance’ in this fic. I sincerely don’t consider anything that happens before number 17 is really romantic. More like ‘what if it really happened in the manga’, or something like that. Bah. It makes sense to me!

( And don’t call me ‘ugly’ just because you think I can handle it, either, imbecile! )

Title: Add Me Colour
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Sakura/Sai
Rating: Teen+
Summary: “All my life is white. Paint me. Add me colour.” SAKURA. SAI. The insufficient struggle against the monotony of waiting.
Spoilers: Nothing beyond the fact that they're ninjas.
A/N: Intelligible, poetic, plotless angst. This is what happens when you listen to Grey’s Anatomy OST. I wanted to write SaiSaku, and this came up. Much like my only KakaSaku, I would suppose. Angst, drama, a lot of mixed metaphors, a bit of romance, and fashionable interior decorations in between. Don’t mind the tense change, I beg of you.

( Her attempts at propagating fashion through the hospital were always unfruitful. )

Title: Hazardous Missions 101 [chapter four]
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Genfic
Rating: Teen+
Summary: “I’m going to hell.” “Now, Sakura, becoming a teacher won’t get you in hell.” SAKURA. CHILDREN. On teaching, slices of life, children, learning, bitch-fights, useless missions, more children, clones, campfires, girl troubles, even more children, and lots of ninjas.
Spoilers: None.
Dedications: To Rose, Jen and Sorah. They all know who they are, and why they’re so utterly important to me. Thanks for the boost. If this doesn’t work, IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT.
A/N: Thanks all for your helpful comments. This chapter is dark. There’s still humour in it, but this one’s a dark and sad one. Had to be done. Please read the notes at the end.

( I just want to know why my eleven year old student trains alone in the middle of the night. )

Title: Hazardous Missions 101 [chapter three]
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Genfic
Rating: Teen+
Summary: “I’m going to hell.” “Now, Sakura, becoming a teacher won’t get you in hell.” SAKURA. CHILDREN. On teaching, slices of life, children, learning, bitch-fights, useless missions, more children, clones, campfires, girl troubles, even more children, and lots of ninjas.
Spoilers: None.
Dedications: To Rose, Jen and Sorah. They all know who they are, and why they’re so utterly important to me. Thanks for the boost. If this doesn’t work, IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT.
A/N: I’m so glad you people are enjoying this fic—but please stop hinting me towards KakaSaku. PLEASE. I’m strong. I will keep a strong spirit, and will not deviate from genfic-iness. ANYWAY. I really like Mara(this chapter shows it). And Jiro. And Hana. Brats are growing on me. Also, I once gave you two lines of Sai. This chapter gives you MORE! (I do love his helpful comments.)
As for the timeline, you’ll see that I’m trying to speed things up. I have many stuffings planned for this baby, but most fun starts after their Chuunin exam! So, until then, we’re jumping through time. Like rabbits. Mmmm.

( Hey, kid, you like potatoes, right? I'll buy you lunch. )

Title: Hazardous Missions 101 [chapter one]
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Genfic
Rating: Teen+
Summary: “I’m going to hell.” “Now, Sakura, becoming a teacher won’t get you in hell.” SAKURA. CHILDREN. On teaching, slices of life, children, learning, bitch-fights, useless missions, more children, clones, campfires, girl troubles, even more children, and lots of ninjas.
Spoilers: None.
Dedications: To Rose, Jen and Sorah. They all know who they are, and why they’re so utterly important to me. Thanks for the boost. If this doesn’t work, IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT.
A/N: Ee! Three people read it? Good enough for me. (You know, in Bleach fandom I want moar reviews, but I’m a newbie here, so that’s totally expected. Even so, PLEASE REVIEW ME, YOU PEOPLE! OR MONKEYS WILL BEFEL UPON YOU LIKE HUNGRY PACKS OF WOLVES! I need to work my metaphors a bit.)
ANYWAY! Chapter the first, and here we have…THE TEAM! You’ll notice someone’s familiar there, at least by their family name. You’ll also notice that Sakura interacts with pretty much everyone, so don’t expect that just because they’re having lunch together, this will become a shippy-skippy ShikaSaku. I meant it when I said genfic. No ships—at least not involving Sakura. Either way, I have LOADS planned for Team Sakura. One chapter probably about how corny that sounds. XD But Haruno Teamu sounds worse. I need to stop divulging secrets and just write the next chapter! Carry on!


( And she doesn’t seem very…I don’t know. | A clone of you? )